Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Secret

Last post: Well Bey and Jay are back together...Matthew asked Jay for some mmmmm lets say relationship tips lol ..Bey had to go back to Houston so she hasn't seen Jay for 4 months..When her and Solange walked into their house they heard some strange noises from upstairs so here we go...

Bey: Omfg Solo do you hear that?!

Solo: Yes what is that?!

Bey: Oh you asking me?!! i don't know but i think that somebody is getting freaky upstairs

Solo: Ewwww you think it's mom and dad are doing....... you know what?! O.o

Bey: I don't know Solo...should we go check on them?!

Solo: Bitch are you serious?!! You want to traumatize me or some shit?! i don't want to live with the picture of them getting freaky.....my whole life

Bey: Ok i get it what are we gonna do now?!

Solo: I think we should leave and come back later...lets go eat something i'm hungry

Bey: Oh ok good idea..so lets go

They leave but Bey forgets to close the door...Jay misses Bey so much that he took his private jet and flew to Houston...when he arrived at the Knowles house he knocked at the door and saw that it was open...

Jay: Beyoncé?!! Bey ...baby are you home?!! Mr Knowles?!! Mrs Knowles?! Solange?!!

Nobody answers

Jay: *thinks* damn is nobody at home?! but they left the door open..let me check upstairs

He looks at Bey and Solo's rooms but they aren't there..suddenly he hears weird noises coming from Matthew and Tina's room

Jay: *knocks* Mr Knowles?! *opens the door*

Matthew: *shocked* OMG Jay what are you doing here?! *covers himself*

Jay: O.o Well i was...mmm and.....Mr Knowles who is that?!

Matthew was getting freaky but not with Ms Tina but with some stranger bitch and Jay caught them

Matthew: Well Jay it's a long story...let me get dressed and then we can talk..could you leave for a moment please?!

Jay: Ok *closes door*
*thinks* OMFG what did i just see?! ugh why did i even open the door?! damn Jay that's what you get...i can't believe he's fuckin that bitch O.o like she looks like that man what's his name ?! oh yeah Wendy Williams damn Ms Tina doesn't deserve that shit...she's gonna be devastated oh and my BB and Solange too...

Jay goes downstairs a couple minutes later Matthew joins him in the living room and Matthew's affair leaves the Knowles house of course

Matthew: Jay that's not what it seems like

Jay: Oh really?!! Because what i saw seemed very clear to me

Matthew: I know you're probably thinking that i'm an ass but it's a long story

Jay: Really Mr Knowles?! You were the one who used to judge me without even knowing me ...and it turns out that you are the bad one... i can't believe you have EVERYTHING...an amazing wife , two beautiful and talented daughters and you are successful in your job..i really can't understand why you are doing this to your family...it's a shame *shakes his head*

Suddenly MsTina arrives from a business appointment that she had

MsTina: *walks into the living room* Oh hey you two *smiles* Shawn i didn't know you were here in Houston, Bey didn't tell us anything *kisses him on his cheek*

Jay: Well Bey doesn't know that i'm here either..i want to surprise her *smiles* i miss her so much

MsTina: Aw that's so cute...You are just like Matthew he can't live without me either *smiles*

Jay: *side eyes Matthew* Oh yes i can only imagine

MsTina: Well where are the girls?! Bey called me earlier saying that they were on their way home

Matthew: Really?!! i didn't see them

MsTina: Oh well i'm gonna cook dinner could you please call Beyoncé Shawn?!

Jay: But that would ruin the surprise haha

MsTina: Oh yeah right then you call them Matthew..I'm gonna make dinner *leaves*

Matthew: Jay please don't tell them anything

Jay: Why shouldn't i?! Beyoncé is my girlfriend and she would kill me if she knew that i know that you are cheating on her mother and didn't tell her anything

Just then Bey and Solo arrive

Bey: *sees Jay* OMG baby you are here *jumps into his arms* i missed you sooooooooo much *kisses him*

Jay: I missed you too baby that's why i decided to come down here *smiles*

Solo: Awwww you two are too cute

Bey: *smiles* I'm so happy that you are here Jay i was going crazy without you..this distance is killing me

Jay: i know me too babe..we have to do something ..i can't go another 4 months without seeing you

Bey: I know...well we will talk about it late..how long will you stay here?!

Jay: The whole weekend (it's friday)

Bey: really i was hoping some more but that's better than nothing...Dad where is mom?!

Matthew: She's cooking dinner...we are hungry

Solo: Oh yeah i bet you are *laughs*

Matthew: mmmm ok what does that mean?!

Bey: Nothing dad don't listen to Solo

Matthew: Oh ok so lets have dinner now

Jay: *whispers in Bey's ear* What was that about?!

Bey: *whispers* Wait let them leave i'll tell you what happened when we arrived at home this afternoon

Jay: Oh ok

Solo: Oh you guys KNOW that it's not polite to whisper right?!

Bey: Oh shut up lol

MsTina: C'mon guys lets have dinner...You can talk about everything later

Solange, Matthew and Tina sit on the dinner table while Jay and Bey are still in the living room

Bey: Ok mom we are coming just give us a second

MsTina: You guys better hurry we are hungry

Bey: Jay baby when Solo and i arrived at the house today we heard weird noises from upstair so we figured out that my mom and my dad were getting freaky so that's why we left again and of course that's why Solo made that comment earlier

Jay: -.- mmm ok

Bey: Oh well damn you don't seem surprised and why are you looking like that?!

Jay: What do you mean...oh well they are grown aren't they?! so where is the problem?!

Bey: There is no problem i was just sayin...damn i thought it was kinda funny but your reaction was weird as fuck

Jay: Oh well

Bey: You know what?! Nevermind lets go eat i'm hungry

Jay: Yeah like ALWAYS

Bey: *side eyes him*

They sit on the dinner table and suddenly there's a know on the door

Bey: Ugh really right now?!

Jay: Baby i can go see who it is

Bey: No it's ok *leaves the table*

Jay: *stares at her ass while she's walking away*

Solo: Jayyyy?!! JAYYYY?!

Jay: huh what?!

Solo: Stop staring at my sisters ass *laughs*

Jay: *blushes* no i wasn't

Solo: Yeah right we ain't dumb fool

Everyone laughs

Bey: *opens the door* What are you doing here?!

TBC....

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