Monday, February 13, 2012

Advice :)

First of all i wanna wish my girl @ a HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY :) You asked for an update so here it is i hope you like it :D


In the last post Bey and Jay went to the same club...Jay got into a fight with Usher because he was jealous..He grabbed her and they went in to a private room after arguing they ended up having sex until someone opened the door


Jay is hitting it from the back and Bey can't take it anymore she tries to get away but Jay grabs her by her waist


Bey: *moans* ohhhhhhhh mmmmmyyyyyyy.....ggooooooooddddddddd Jay i can't take it anymore


Jay: oh no i'm not done with you yet *grunts* ohhh shit


Suddenly someone opens the door


Person: O.o WTF Beyoncé



Bey: Omfg dad what are you doing here *covers herself*


Jay: Mr Knowles i'm so sorry i didn't *Matthew interrupts him*


Matthew: Beyoncé get dressed i'll talk to you later


Bey: But dad


Matthew: But NOTHING Beyoncé like i said i'll talk to you later...now please leave i wanna talk with Jay now


Bey: Ugh ok *gets dressed* But dad please don't start again you KNOW that i can't take more drama


Matthew: Don't worry just go*opens the door*


Bey: *kisses Jay* Bye baby *winks* Be careful you know how my dad can be...so don't take anything too personal


Jay: Don't worry Bey i'm already used to it 


Bey: Ok i'll be waiting outside *leaves*


Jay: So Mr Knowles i'm so sorry that you caught us doing you know what but *interrupts him*


Matthew: So did you guys use protection?!


Jay: O.o mmmm what?!!


Matthew: Jay don't play dumb you know what i mean...did you have protected sex?!! I don't want my daughter to get pregnant now that she's starting her solo career..it would destroy everything...so did or didn't you?!!


Jay: Yes i know sir and of course we did...we are responsible and i know we love each other but we are not ready for a baby now


Matthew: I'm happy you think that way


Jay: well Mr Knowles i'm kinda surprised with your reaction..i thought you would beat the shit out of me for having sex with your little girl


Matthew: Well it's not like i didn't already know it ...You guys love each other and Bey isn't a little girl anymore


Jay: *relieved* Oh thank god you think so..i was scared lol


Matthew: Don't worry but i have a question


Jay: Yes?!


Matthew: Well it's kinda embarrassing but how do you keep your relationship going that great..you know with the amazing sex and everything 


Jay: O.o mmmm WHAT?! mmmmm Matthew well ... I dont know what to say .. it's kinda weird talking about sex with my girfriend's dad..You know?!


Matthew: mmm well it's that *whispers* my little man doesnt get hard anymore..i don't get excited that easily anymore..last night i tried you know having some intimate moments with Tina but it just didn't work (ewwwwwww O.o)

Jay:*shocked* Ok that was definitely TOO much information..but you know that you can go to a doctor and they can give you some blue pills right lol

Matthew: Yeah i think i'll do that..thanks for the advice Jay..i really appreciate it

Jay: Well anytime Mr Knowles..i'm happy i could help...but you know you didn't have to tell me all that?!! lol But i'm happy we are on good terms now

Matthew: Haha yeah but i know that you have a lot of experience in this area that's why i asked...i think it's better to go outside..i bet Bey is going crazy, she's probably thinking that i whooped your ass or something lol

Jay: Oh let me tell you i thought the same thing lol Yeah i miss my baby lets go outside

While they were talking...outside in the club

Usher: *sees Bey* Damn Bey i was looking for you EVERYWHERE...where have you been?!! Did Jay do something to you?!! tell me i'll beat his ass

Bey: No and i'm ok and please Usher you know that Jay is way stronger than you

Usher: Oh so you are on his side now?!! After all he did to you..he treated you like shit Beyoncé..i saw how down you were but i can tell his dick got you blind and dumb -.-

Bey: Really Usher?!! You gonna be that type of guy?!! i thought you were different and that we could be friends but fuck that ...and what do you know about me and Jay?!! NOTHING You don't know what we have been through...I love him and there is nothing you can do about it...we can be friends but nothing more than that

Usher: Ugh fuck that 

Just then Jay comes to where they are

Jay: *kisses Bey in front of Usher* Is there a problem babe?!

Bey: No not at all i was leaving anyways you coming?!

Jay: Of course *slaps her ass* i can't wait to go home

Usher: *mad* Bye Beyoncé 

Jay: Bye *waves* (Shade lol)


Bey: Jay what did you and my dad talk about?!

Jay: Oh baby don't even ask ctfu

Bey: C'mon Jay i want to know it please

Jay: well he said it was cool for me and you to have sex but only if we use protection...he doesn't want you pregnant now oh and the other things believe me boo YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT
Bey: Oh ok so i won't ask about it anymore i'm just happy that he's cool with us :)

Jay: Yep i know so now lets go to the hotel and finsih what we started..i've been away from you for way tooooo long ..you know i'm gonna beat that pussy till the sun rises..you know that right?!

Bey: Oh please but only if i let you

Jay: Yeah right...like your oppinion matters you know you can't resist Daddy *smirks*

Bey: Keep talking like that and you'll see what happens

Jay: Oh Baby you know who runs this
..
Bey: *thinking* Yeah you'll see ..You are not getting any tonight...it's gonna be him and his hand tonight just watch..Yeah Bey you go girl lol *laughs*

Jay: Why are you laughing?!! 

Bey: Oh nothing just thinking about some things

They arrive at the hotel and Bey goes straight to the bathroom to take a shower..she locks the bathroom door so that Jay can't come in

Jay: *tries to open the door* ugh are you serious Bey?!! let me shower with you babe

Bey: No...you'll have to wait 

Jay: Ok but hurry because i want to shower too and then get to business if you know what i mean *smirks*

Bey: Yeah right *roles eyes*

Bey gets out of the shower and Jay gets in when he finally gets out too Bey is in the bed 'sleeping' lol well not really but she wants to kinda punish Jay for what he said earlier

Jay: *sees her sleeping* Ugh really Bey?!! Beyoncé baby you are not really sleeping are you?!
Bey: *doesn't answer*

Jay lays next to her pressing his hard dick against her but Bey ignores him so he has to go to the bathroom to handle some business

It's now 4 months later and Bey and Jay haven't seen each other for a while they are busy working on their new albums..Bey is currently working on Dangerously in Love her first solo Album..Bey is in Houston and Jay is in New York, he's planning on visiting her the next few days..

Bey: *on her way home from the studio with Solo* Thanks for the help Solo..the songs we wrote today were amazing...especially 'That's how you like it'

Solo: Yeah right just because you wrote it for Jay lol but it came out really great...i like it a lot

Bey: Oh shut up ..i really miss him tho..we both work so much...i hope we can do a couple of songs together for this album it would be great

Bey: Yeah call him when we get home oh and Bey i have to tell you something?!!

Solo: Well i broke up with Daniel and now i hove something new going on

Bey: Oh really?! that's sad you guys really liked each other...something new?! that fast?! with who?!
Solo: Damn you ask too much...yeah but he was really nice to me and i really like him..mmmmm well it's

Bey: Omg say it 

Solo: Usher 

Bey: *stops at the red light* ugh really Usher?! you know what happened between me and him right?! he was kind of an ass and all i wanted was to be friends with him

Solo: i know and he is really sorry for that

Bey: Well it's your life..just be careful 

Solo: I will thanks sis


They finally arrive at home and just when they opened the door they hear some noises from upstairs

Bey: Omfg solo do you hear that?! O.o

Solo: Yes what is it?!

TBC....


Well i hope you guys like it..thanks for reading...HAPPY B'DAY again Ash oh and thanks to @Paulachill for helping me with some ideas for this post :)


2 comments:

  1. beyonce is stupid. you flirt with usher and then fuck jay after he disrespects you. umm im over it. still love her tho

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  2. ^ umm anyway... Glad u updated :)
    I bet that's Mathew and Tina having sex or something (ew)
    Please update soon :)

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